Hiiiiii guys. Let me tell you, I am beat. Not from doing anything important, of course, but from all the culinary adventures I've been having [translation: food hangover].
What's not helping is my friendly little smoke alarm in my room, which loves beeping at me every so often, as to say "Hi! I don't know whether you've noticed, but...well, I'm beeping. It's because I'm needy! I need my batteries changed!"
I hear ya, Smokey, I truly do. But riddle me this: how am I meant to change your batteries if a) my ladder doesn't reach high enough and b) you won't open? This is very passive-agressive of you, Smokey. In fact, the more you beep, the more I don't want to change you. Ha. [This won't happen, because Smokey holds the upper hand in sheer irritation.]
So yeah, I've gone kind of insane. Happy Pancake Day! Here's some non-pancake-themed songs. Eat with lemon and sugar.
These are very chilled, acoustic songs because my head hurts and I've got my big Sennheiser dickhead-headphones on to block out Smokey and so that's the only thing I can cope with. If you were hoping for dubstep, you've come to the wrong blog.